Fox News Hates The Muppets

Facing off against evil oil barons, self-acceptance and songs about rainbows make up a few of the major plot points of the new Muppets movie.  And Fox News didn't take long to denigrate the children's film as Communist propaganda.  Thank their Lord for bringing the brainwashing attempt of these filmmakers to the general public's attention.  Their liberal agenda chooses songs about rainbows uniting the lovers and dreamers.  Interesting choice wouldn't you say, can't they sing about profit margins and synergy to peak our childrens interest in capitalism.

Plus their main character is green!  Don't we see enough Prius commercials for you to give it a rest already Kermit?  The Muppets clearly despise the "job creators" and moneymakers in this country.  Even though Kermit seems to do quite well financially, not once in the film does he educate our children on the evils of the Capital Gains Tax, keeping this hot-stove topic absent from the film definitely shows the filmmakers leftist fingerprints.  To balance out the film's obvious political themes a song should be added to close the picture that promotes the traditional family value of money.  If I can quote the world's original storyteller, Jesus, "Love your neighbor, as if he were a multi-millionairre."  In the present day, we all have a duty to teach our kids to grow up and become obscenely rich without letting anything get in our way.  The ideals of love, friendship and charity may have been fine and dandy for the Muppets of old, but it's a new century, catch up.