Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

Unfortunately, I couldn't land John Candy as a regular contributor to this blog.  My sources tell me that he is dead.

Hello blogosphere, stumblers....Mom and Dad!  And welcome to the inaugural post upon this blog that will touch on an array of topics in the pop culture world.  Let me get my credentials out on the web before I begin.  I am a 22-year-old college graduate with a degree in pizza delivery.  Damn, my mistake.  Actually my degree is in Journalism, but since I currently work as a pizza delivery man I tell people that my degree is in pizza delivery to make myself feel more accomplished.  I enjoy music, sports, movies, television, curling, unicycling and dinosaurs.  Hopefully, I will have time to brief you on my knowledge of all those subjects.  Despite the name of this blog, I will not be grading or critically thinking about the existence of American aquariums, because the Shedd wins every time.  The name is a lyrical pun and if you don't understand it, Google it.  That is the point of Google, right?

Anyways, I hope to bring a new perspective, among the infinite number of perspectives now on the web, with my views and thoughts on the latest happenings in the world of pop culture.  I can't promise breaking news because I'd rather leave the "real work" to those annoying channels on television that play the same stuff over and over.  Instead I will promise to, like Steve Martin in Planes, Trains, and Automobiles, do whatever I must to find a way to bring you some fresh, interesting content.  I do not intend on becoming a jaded dick like Martin in that film, but this is my first post maybe I'm being naive.  The plan is to have a few laughs on this blog because laughter is an enjoyable action.  Whether it is me laughing to keep from crying at being the only one reading this blog, you laughing at my failed attempt at an engaging blog or just something being somewhat funny to you, I'll take it.  Anyways, Mazel Tov!